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Alchemist
posted by Gettles

ddemotivators:

Alchemist

posted by Gettles

(via ddemotivators)

verrvain:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

This shit fucking makes me weak

verrvain:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

This shit fucking makes me weak

(via nathanael-platier)

dasboo:

NOD YOUR NOGGLE NOG AND MIND YOUR GOB!

dasboo:

NOD YOUR NOGGLE NOG AND MIND YOUR GOB!

outofcontextdnd:

DM (to our half-elf rogue): You’re now cursed. Whenever you step into the moonlight, you turn into a giant lobster. 
Wizard: See, I told you not to go grabbing random magic items but no— Nobody ever listens to me. 

thefirebendingtitanshifter:

when u convince ur friend to watch a heartbreaking anime without telling them about any of the sad parts

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a friend of mine convinced a friend to watch full metal alchemist (the first series) up through episode 25 because “mustang and hughes would get together”.

(via thehobbitranger)

  • Jo Anns Employee: So, what are you making?
  • Cosplayer: -sweats, laughs awkwardly, cries a little, anxiety grows, HOW TO EXPLAIN- Oh. It's a Halloween Costume.

duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

(via thehobbitranger)

eyeslikedust:

birdstump:

How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”

(via shenanagin)

tylerbigbadwolfe:

A mobile box of puppies!

tylerbigbadwolfe:

A mobile box of puppies!

(Source: awwww-cute)